jhkhkh

 

Today's Mood:
 

 
 

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Why do chickens cross the road ?


GEORGE W BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our
side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us
or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
the satellite image of the chicken crossing the
road.

HANS BLIX

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but
we have not yet been allowed to have access to the
other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road
I am now against it!

RALPH NADER

The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been

polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the

unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by

the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.


PAT BUCHANAN

To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.


RUSH LIMBAUGH

I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it

was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone

out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with

crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can

real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars,

and when say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government

took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.


MARTHA STEWART

No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a

standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped

to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider

information.


JERRY FALWELL

Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people

see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the

"other side." That's what they call it - the other side. Yes, my friends,

that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say

we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal

media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other

side."


DR. SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes! The chicken crossed the road,

But why it crossed, I've not been told!


ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die. In the rain. Alone.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads

without having their motives called into question.


GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.

Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough

for us.


AL GORE

I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the

chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two

different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring

greater services to the American people.


BARBARA WALTERS

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to

the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it

overcame a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long

dream of crossing the road.


JOHN LENNON

Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace


ARISTOTE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


KARL MARX

It was an historical inevitability.


SADDAM HUSSEIN

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite

justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.


VOLTAIRE

I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to

the death ts right to do it.


CAPTAIN KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


FOX MULDER

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more

chickens have to cross before you believe it?


SIGMUND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed

the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


BILL GATES

I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross

roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your

checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.


ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move

beneath the chicken?


BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by

chicken? Could you define chicken please?


THE BIBLE

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,

Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there

was much rejoicing.


COLONEL SANDERS

I missed one?


Just found this while surfing the net... ha ha ha ... HILARIOUS !!!




  SP4C3 G1RL

  Siko's Place of Rock

  Nando

  Chris Dale

  Reuben "Roo" Gotto

  Juryu

  Neversmile

  Hat

   

 

  Sack Trick

  Chez Sack Trick

  Chris Dale

  Alex Dickson

  Doogie White

  Sack Trick Forum

  KISS< a href="http://nando.myacen.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=98"> Forum

  KISS Maniacs

  Melodic Rock Forum

  Peel Muzik

Powered by Blogger

 


Blogarama - The Blog Directory

BlogExcerpts.com

Listed on Blogwise

 

 

C'mon, keep scrolling [>>]

  Visitor in Hell

Visitors up to now